Showing posts with label fireworks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fireworks. Show all posts

Friday, January 23, 2009

Peril in Venice; a battle at night

Image of a sign on a window, behind protective, pointy metal grating, warning of dangerous cat inside...Sign for a guard cat in Venice.Dear Gentle Reader,

We knew from our journeys around and through Venice that this was a dangerous city.

Battles and wars had often raged and ranged between other city states, other states, and even other Empires.

The Republic of Venice had lasted over a millennium and had had to put down enemies from within, not just outside its walls.

Around the city we saw boxes like this...

Image of nasty face, carved in marble in bas-relief, with a slot for a mouth.
If I pan back, you can see what was written on it...

Image of a nasty person, carved in marble in bas-relief, whose mouth was a slot to put denunciatory letters in, in Venice.
This was a mailbox of a special variety. 

This was denunciatory box, set into a wall. 

Walk silently and covertly to it and slip in your denunciation.

You could anonymously denounce your neighbours to the state; you could act as the private ears and eyes of the state. 

This was quite effective at keeping the population nervous and in line, and it helped the State avoid unpleasant surprises. 

This system even brought down a Doge once, Doge Marino Falier who was Venice's fifty-fifth head of state, briefly, from 1354-1355. In 1355 he was beheaded on the steps of his palace after it was found that he wanted to turn the Republic into an autocracy.

His punishment was not only death and mutilation of his corpse; he also suffered Damnatio memoriae. 

Damnatio memoriae meant that his memory was to be erased from the institutional memory of Venice. Even Doge Marino Falier's portrait, painted high in the left corner of the great Sala del Maggior Consiglio was covered over. 

(If you are visiting the Doge's Palace, it is in the upper left of the back wall if you face away from the grand "Paradisio" painted by Jacopo Tintoretto Sala del Maggior Consiglio, the Grand Hall of the Counselors, where all Venetian noblemen of 18 years and more could meet to debate proposals.) 

By covered over I mean that a black veil was painted over Doge Falier's image and name. The Damnatio memoriae was meant to be permanent.

Obviously, though, the denunciatory box system was not wholly successfully. 

Why?

On our last night in Venice, well, really on the penultimate morning, there was a fireship attack in the Grand Canal. 

We (your Heroine, I, the two German museum directors and the Genevois gourmet) presume the citizens, through those boxes, did not warn of this:

Image of a burning explosion above a ship in the Grand Canal, Venice
Apparently none of the denunciation boxes had warned of this attack. 

The initial salvo was followed by a hail of incendiary devices...

Image of incendiary particles showering down upon a ship in the Grand Canal, Venice.
Fortunately the attack, or the insurrection, was soon put down.

Now, there may be some doubters out there.

Some of you may say, humble scribe, you were in Venice for New Years. These were simply New Year celebrations.

I must dissent from that opinion.

I have done research.

New Years starts on midnight, 0:00 hours on the 24 hour clock, of January 1st in Western nations, and this attack was launched 37 minutes after the New Year had commenced. I scarcely need note the strategic value of this... hit the Venetians when they are unprepared, in the midst of their revelry...

I did further research for the doubters out there....

The New Years started on January 14 for Eastern Orthodox (Christian) nations. 

The Chinese New Year starts on 26 January 2009 and goes until 28 January.

The Zorastrians (and Parsees) celebrate their New Year's, Nowruz, on March 20 in 2009.

The Islamic New Year starts on 1 Muharram (it happened twice last year, January 10, 2008 and December 29, 2008! The next one will be on December 18, 2009...).

The Anglican (and Roman Catholic) new liturgical year started on November 29, 2008.

Many Hindu New Year festivals commence at, or just after, Diwali, a five day festival that began on October 28, 2008.

The Jewish New Year started with Rosh Hoshanah on October 1, 2008.

The Coptic Orthodox liturgical new year started September 20, 2008.

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I think you get the point...

Nothing started at 12:37 am on January 1st... ...except an attempted attack or insurrection in Venice...

It must have been an early morning attack. (Well, it was. Your scribe was there.)

Even more damning... there was no talk of it in the news the next day.  

In a climate of fear most people follow silent counsel... Obviously those denunciatory boxes are still doing their job, even if they did not warn of this attack...


Tschuess,
Chris (tapping on the keys very quietly, Regina (rolling her eyes, but silently), and Pommes (swishing his tail and keeping his eyes out for enemies...silently also)

Thursday, October 2, 2008

Fireworks and misunderstandings

Picture of Hong Kong's Victoria Harbour taken at night by fireworks lightHello Gentle Reader,

Yesterday was Chinese National Day, celebrated in Hong Kong with a day off work and with fireworks.

The night before was, therefore, a hectic partying night. Insomnia bar was our chosen evil with Holger, Amanda, Matthew, and your Heroine all in attendance.

Bars are not quite the same when you are popping antibiotics and cannot drink, as I discovered the hard way at a black tie gala event about two weeks ago, but by 1 am a really good cover band came on. Singing songs of high school, lustily, I realized that I may just have entered middle age.

Anyway, today was another "restock the house with water" day.  

If you spend 500 bucks you get free delivery, so a lot of water was bought (we have another guest coming this weekend, and they always go through a lot of water).

Your heroine and I were at the checkout counter and the cashier asked for delivery instructions. I gave them in English, your Heroine gave them in Chinese and she gave the cashier a business card for our apartment's concierge service.  

Regina then went back to the office as it was the end of lunch (leaving the business card with the address in Chinese).

"Miss!! Miss!!! (ai-yah!) MIIIIIISSSSSSSS!!"... 

shouted the cashier desperately to your heroine who was blissfully unaware of the high-decibel output of our cashier.

"MISSSSSSS  YOU FORGOT YOUR CARRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDD!"... 

screamed the cashier in a futile last effort to either attract Regina's attention or make my ears bleed.

"No worries, chicken curries!" 

said your humble scribe to the cashier, quickly, knowing the strange combination of words would flummox the cashier, stop her from trying to rupture my eardrums, and gain her attention.  

It worked.

"I can give the card to her; she's my wife." I said once I had the cashier's quiet attention.

"OH! So sorry."

 said the cashier.

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Hmmm. Food for thought. It is always useful, or at least interesting, to know what outsiders' impressions are, but I am still not sure if the concussive impact of the previous night's fireworks finale had damaged my hearing or the cashier's comprehension of what she was saying... 

Maybe both.

Tschuess,
Chris
Second Picture of fireworks in Victoria Harbour