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Wednesday, July 22, 2009

The structure of security, a look at Northern Ireland's past

Image of a faithful photographic reproduction of an original two-dimensional work of art. The Original artwork is an engraving entitle 'A View of the Giant's Causeway: East Prospect.' dated 1768 and produced by Susanna Drury (1698-1770). The original is found at the Linda Hall Library of Science, Engineering, and Technology. This image was sourced from the Wikimedia Commons and is in good faith presumed to be a public domain image.Dear Gentle Reader,

After Monday's visual post on institutional enforcement mechanisms of the social contract in China, I thought it only fair and reasonable to recall a similar example from the West, and maybe raise a few topics more explicitly, though tangentially.

It was a dark night, in 1988, that I arrived in Belfast.

I had been cycling and hiking around Ireland and Northern Ireland with my girlfriend after a sojourn in Egypt.

Sometimes, in Ireland, it was a challenge to have an English girlfriend, but Popsy was not only lovely, she was my interpreter.

While, allegedly, everyone spoke English, many of the dialects and accents were too thick to fit comfortably into my tiny ears, accustomed as they were to the certain, known accents of General American and of California, broadcast through the air into all of our homes in the USA and in Canada.

Popsy and I had been cycling around, and across, Ireland for a numbler of days. (A numbler is too many to count, especially when it is raining, Irish style--up too, not just down or sideways.)

We had had trepidation about going to Northern Ireland because of the news footage of The Troubles that we had both grown up with, on both sides of the Atlantic, but if you were going to circumnavigate the entire island, you could not avoid Northern Ireland.

We had entered Northern Ireland via Londonderry/Derry (depending upon your regime perspective) a few nights before and we had both been surprised by the arrival maze, the structure for imposing order, and trying to create security, at the entrance to the city.

The arrival maze was a chain-link fence, extending ten feet or so above our heads, where armed soldiers stood on a platform, looking down upon us.

Those elevated soldiers, and others, at face level, protected by bullet-proof glass, scrutinized us for suspicious behaviour or gait or packages or something.

Those soldiers determined who was allowed admittance (definitely to Londonderry only, not to Derry)--and who was shunted off for further inspection and possible detention.

The maze forced you into a serpentine, single-file line and was clearly designed to funnel, channel, control, and regulate large crowds.

For us, however, it was a momentary experience; we arrived in the middle of the afternoon with zero people in the chain-queue and we were through it in a trice.

We were through it so fast that it left just a wisp of a wondering memory. The soldiers, though intimidating, were soon forgotten, like Irish faeryfolk.

It was soon obvious, to us, that that maze was simply some institutional stickiness; a holdover from "The Troubles" that no one had bothered to dismantle or that vested interests wanted to keep to justify security expenditures.

It was obviously a holdover because, as we cycled gaily and drank our way across the Gaelic Northern Coast, we saw no sign of The Troubles.

Within a day, the majuscule Troubles had been downgraded to merely the troubles, a minuscule memory of prior strife and attempted insurrection.

Obviously reason and rationality and common humanity had won out, we decided, but the Press wouldn't let good stories like death and despair drop.

The people we met were uniformly cheerful and welcoming and the villages had a ruddy, wholesome, vivacious appeal.

And, helpfully, we never received any snarky comments, or muttered threats, or curses, about Popsy's obvious Southern English accent and origins.

Wind ruffled hair, but nationalism no longer seemed to ruffle feathers, or concerns, in the Northern Ireland which we discovered.

We skipped from one hexagonal chunk of columnar basalt to the next along the Giant's Causeway in County Antrim and sang taunts to Fionn mac Cumhaill (transliterated to Finn McCool for those with no Gaelic blood in their tongues or their ears), daring him to arise from slumber to test skills with us.

Geologists will tell you that the Giant's Causeway is composed of columnar basalt, specifically igneous basalt (one type of lava), which has cooled quickly, usually as it jetted up from the hot centre of the earth into water.

Mythologists will tell you that the subject of the infamous (in Gaelic myths) Fiannaidheacht, the cycle of myths relating to Fionn mac Cumhaill, threw rocks violently into the harbour, making a pathway to Scotland for a multiplicity of reasons.

Maybe the causeway, later destroyed, was built to have a tussle with a Scottish giant, maybe to provide security for Fionn mac Cumhaill's mythical Irish state from Scottish giant aggression, maybe to facilitate a crossing to Scotland and staying dry the whole while, maybe for an amorous adventure...

Who knows? We tried awakening Fionn mac Cumhaill to challenge him to a duel, the loser having to answer questions truthfully.

Fionn didn't respond to our taunts and we were unable to reduce multiple possible answers to a single truth.

Having played Gaelic football, hurling (an Irish, martial combination of hockey and lacrosse), and engaged in general mayhem in Irish bars with Irishmen and Irishwomen, around the world, I have come to accept that Gaelic answers tend to be multiple, which is wise to know, especially if you offer to buy a round.

"You're buying a round of pints, Chris? I'll take three..." (!)

But, back to that trip. Popsy's right knee had been giving her trouble throughout our Irish expedition.

For four hours of one day I had cycled behind her and would grab her seat (usually the bike's, for clarity) and would sling her and her bike forward as her knee was swollen and too painful to pedal.

Hiking along the Giant's causeway, Popsy started to get twinges in her knee, again, and for the jaunt down to Belfast I suggested that we pack up the hired bikes and take the bus, a suggestion that was accepted with alacrity and relief.

While the bus stopped at some pubs, for liquid relief, prior to entering Belfast, the bus had made no special security stop on entering Belfast itself.

We just coasted into downtown Belfast, alighted from our coach, and fished our bikes and bags from the bowels of the bus.

Well, I fished the bikes and bags out of the belly of the beast.

Popsy stamped her feet against the night's chill and leafed through the guidebook for recommendations on cheap places to stay while I mantled (the opposite of dismantled, no?) our bikes.

And then we set off.

As I said, in the very beginning, it was a dark night when we entered Belfast.

There was a crescent moon hanging in the air, a huge abyss of blackness broken at ground level by weak street lights, and a thin film of wet fog hugged the ground and sniffed, wet and limp, around our ankles and buttocks like an old dog.

Leaving the bus station, we were surprised by another maze, just as in Londonderry/Derry, and here it was a bit of a problem getting our bikes through this maze.

We had to roll our bikes vertically through this maze, on back tires alone, as the walls of this maze were closer, tighter.

This was awkward, as our panniers, or bike bags, were not meant to be suspended at this angle, but, it was night, and the chain-queue was empty.

True, the soldiers seemed surly, but we, again, were through in a trice, as we had been before, the first time we had encountered this maze system.

And, erasing the momentary discomfort of the soldiers' rough scrutiny, straight in front of us was Belfast's baroque revival City Hall, standing proud in the centre of Donegall Square.

We were incredibly fortunate because we had the view of the grand structure floating on the ground-hugging fog all to ourselves; there appeared to be nobody else around.

There were not even any cars.

The city was preternaturally quiet and still and beautiful.

Except for the kids standing still with green glowsticks that I could now make out through the ground-level mist.

There appeared to be a line of kids on both sides of the street, Gothic kids, perhaps, in black, who were hard to make out, but they all seemed to have green glowsticks or something.

Maybe they were Druids, I thought, hopefully.

Had we stumbled on some archaic, once-a-year druidic festival in Belfast?

Excited, I turned to ask Popsy about it, and whether we could ride our bikes now, and to ask her how her knee was, when I noticed the green dots on her chest.

And then I looked down and saw green dots on my own chest.

Popsy looked slightly ashen and told me to keep walking.

She said we had to get through the Square to get to the hotel which she had found in the guide book and had phoned from the bus station.

As we approached the line of stationary Goth kids I realized (a) that I really did need glasses and (b) that these were neither Goths nor Druids.

These kids in black were all elite SAS soldiers with hard eyes, big shoulders, and still adam's apples.

Further, they were all in full flak gear.

With military rifles.

Rifles raised, and ready.

With green laser sights.

And green night scopes.

And fingers on the triggers...

As we approached the column of men on Donegal Square the cluster of green dots on each of our chests reduced to one, one for each us, fixed upon our hearts.

As we walked by the column of men on our side of the street, through the silent, otherwise deserted square, one set of soldiers would train their weapons, and green laser sights, on our chests.

The first set of soldiers would continue aiming their laser sights, and hence their military assault rifles, at our chests as we walked by them.

These soldiers would only remove their aim from our chests, and return to aiming at non-existent oncoming traffic, when the next set of soldiers had trained their weapons, and green laser sights, on our chests.

They were avoiding each other's line of fire, while keeping us covered at all times.

When there were two green laser sights on my chest, at each laser sight handover, I swear I could feel the hot threat directly on the meat of my heart.

It was a physically sobering walk.

The effects of the Guinness, from the last stop of the bus prior to Belfast, left our minds rapidly as an adrenaline cocktail raced through our bodies, purging impediments to our fight or flight instince.

We fought the adrenaline and tried to stay calm, although we did walk much faster when we were through the cordon sanitaire and on our way to our hotel.

Later, that night, safely at our hotel, we were serenaded to sleep by the not-distant-at-all percussionary whumps of bombs.

Enforcement mechanisms frequently have their reasons.

It is the justification, and the triggers, and, potenially, the proportionality of enforcement mechanisms that are tricky and worthy of serious consideration.

Enforcement mechanisms, as security structures in societies, are found everywhere, and in every form of State, although Monday's and today's posts are more of the in-your-face variety.

Most discussions around rights revolve around the personal, civil rights of the citizenry, and the obligations of the State to its citizenry.

Sometimes those discussions stray into the obligations of the citizenry, in return for the rights they enjoy.

Rarely, however, do those discussions, consider the rights which the state reserves to itself, and what the manifestations of those rights can look like, unless the discussion is a diatribe.

Maybe the British government was justified in the soldier's response that night, and many other nights.

Bombs went off.

People died and property was destroyed there, and in England, and the carnage had been ongoing for decades.

Reasonable men and women, ignoring the unreasonable ones, have come to very different conclusions on the neccessity or reasonableness of English actions in Northern Island.

The War Measures Act was imposed, in peacetime, in Canada in 1970--a country frequently seen as paragon of virtuous civil society.

And there are the displays of state force in China.

Nothing is necessarily black and white, however, especially when considering the architecture, or structure, of security operations and apparatus.

Analysis and contemplation are always required.

That I leave to you, Gentle Reader, and I know that I leave it in good hands and minds.

I simply advocate a good look around, even if it is only while judiciously leaving a site.

I generally feel secure about a structure only when I understand its makeup, its rationale, and its footprint.

Tschuess,
Chris

Monday, October 13, 2008

Three-toed lizard hooch, balconies & thirst

Image of your Scribe walking along a vast sand dune
Dear Gentle Reader.

Difficulties strike us all from time to time. 

That could be a segue into last night in the bar, but it won't be. 

Instead it is the admission that, as of now, nothing is written yet.  

I think I need to develop a buffer. 

Anyway, we all have our difficulties.

One reader, on examining the picture of your hero, Pommes, and your heroine, Regina, (see update on why we are in Hong Kong) announced that she had difficulties discerning the difference betwixt the two. 

But, as that person comes from the land of Alte Gammel Dansk, this is quite understandable.  

After a bottle of Alte Gammel Dansk, your scribe also has an impaired discernment function.  

Personally, I think Alte Gammel Dansk is why Danes always come out on top in global contentment indices; like their herrings the Danes are too pickled to be perturbed.

But your scribe had no Alte Gammel Dansk last night.  

How could your scribe's forgetfulness to write a post occur? Well, your Heroine is still in China, after the disappointing haircut and unicorn meat incident, and your scribe might have taken the opportunity to go out last night... 

Maybe your scribe's difficulties today are due to much delayed after-effects of three-toed lizard hooch?

What, you ask, is three-toed lizard hooch?  

Well, it is a particularly engaging brew that Tony (not his real name) and I discovered at the end of our undergraduate careers 13 or 14 years ago.  

Maybe I should enlighten you, as it is a Hong Kong specialty...

One school of thought would describe three-toed lizard hooch as a potent alcoholic beverage with a three-toed lizard preserved in the bottle (...mmm, protein snack to go with your drink). 

This school of thought might be made up of boring empiricists. 

A second school of thought might describe it as a foul concoction only drinkable if prescribed to stop you from seeing some horrific vision (as three-toed lizard hooch will surely claim your faculty of sight).  

This school might consist of realists, or maybe stoics. 

The prey of three-toed lizards, reasonably enough, think that three-toed lizard hooch is the greatest beverage commercially available.  

Representatives of the three-toed lizards' major prey species were recently seen in a Hong Kong marketing office trying to work out how to increase sales, consumption, and production of three-toed lizard hooch.  

Their school of thought would consist of opportunists or survivalists, possibly both.

Tony and I, however, might describe three-toed lizard hooch as something that makes swinging your buddy by the ankles over a fourteenth floor balcony not only seem like a good idea, but also seem like a lot of fun to the guy being swung. 

Tony and I belonged to the school of good times. Tony narrowly avoided the school of hard knocks. 

Tony thought it was fun, at the time, at least.  

My chance or opportunity for a turn was rudely interrupted by the girls from a flat across the hall who thought

(a) this was dangerous, and 

(b) that it would be a brilliant idea to try to tear me away from the balcony, whilst Tony was singing "Wheeeee" as he whooshed back and forth, head pointing down, on the nonstandard balcony side.  

Hmm.  University memories.  Or maybe those are three-toed lizard hooch flashbacks...

Anyway, I have not found three-toed lizard hooch yet in Hong Kong (where it was brewed some 13 or 14 years ago), but then, why would I look when there are still chocolate-covered mango margaritas available?

After an introduction like that, dear Reader, you are probably wondering where we are going in the update today.

I can't say that I blame you; I wonder also.

I am thinking that bed is the only option for me.  

Just thinking about three-toed lizard hooch gives your scribe the shakes.

You might as well go to that meeting you were avoiding.  

If things get really bad for you, wherever you are, come visit and we will look for some three toed lizard hooch together.

It is guaranteed to blot out the pain, especially if we practice the balcony trick. 

You first. 

I may concentrate on writing about food from now on, too, and leave alcohol to the specialists who still have livers.  We will see.

All the best (and soft landings)...

Tschuess,
Chris, Regina, and Pommes mit senf

Postscript: 

The attached image at the top shows how dry you will feel after downing a bottle of three-toed lizard hooch with your humble scribe.  

Your scribe was in Dunhuang, near the end of the Silk Road in China, a couple of years ago.  

He was so thirsty, he was flashing back to the full body thirst brought on by attempting to metabolize three-toed lizard hooch.

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Feather Boa; Nokia Geopolitical Chaos; video phone

Henri Toulouse Lautrec, 'Woman with a black feather boa'

Hello Gentle Reader, 

Easy with the typing today, our heads are pounding here in HK…

Regs and I painted the town red the other night, finding and dancing up a storm in all the best, and the sleaziest too (although that is a separate category, for us at least), nightclubs in Central and in Wan Chai, here in Hong Kong. 

Oh, and goodness gracious me, we found the greatest bar ever.  It's called the Feather Boa. 

They have gold lamé sheeting on the ceiling, densely packed reproductions of old masters, usually with female themes, and great drinks.  

There is no name on the outside of the building and no number either.  

This is a locals only place.  

If you don't know where it is, too bad.  You have to be hip to enter. 

But, let me get back to the drinks.  These were the greatest drinks ever concocted.

The Gun Lake Mojito is a fine, fine drink, but the Feather Boa (the name for the unnamed club) serves drinks in which the martini glasses are entirely coated, on the outside, with chocolate powder.

I was in heaven.

Strangely, nobody else was licking the outsides of their glasses, but these were truly fantastic drinks.  

The contents of the glasses were pretty good too.  Mango Margarita with chocolate frosting... I mean how more right can you get in this world?

These, my friends, are very fine drinks.

If you visit, and are hip enough, I just might take you out on the town... Andrew and Jennifer in Vancouver, I thought that you guys had to come visit just because of the fantastic door handles and modern Gothic decor in the lobby of our apartment, but Andrew, you need to try these drinks. 

Oh, and Cirque du Soleil's new show over in Macau costs about 20% of the price of our tickets in Las Vegas.

Two weekends ago we headed off to that iniquitous gambling den, Macau, to have Macau egg tarts and explore the city with two new friends, Astrid and Fabio, that we met last week.  

Astrid introduced us to the Feather Boa which I discussed in the previous paragraph, so you know that these are fine and upstanding people.

As per the gambling, well, the last time that I took Regina gambling I discovered her interesting plan for making wads of cash. 

You know how when you enter a casino you are supposed to decide how much money you are willing to lose in one pocket, and then put your winnings in another pocket, never to be touched until the end of evening?  

Well, that is the rational approach to doing things.   Therefore, it is also obviously not what my wife does.  

Regina likes to "reinvest" the other pocket.... enough said.  

Suffice to say the Sugar Daddy Chris had to cut somebody off... somebody who wanted more money to "invest".  

Remembering that Regina used to be a banker, I understand the whole subprime debacle, and how we entered it, so much better...

Hmmm, we are keenly exploring the Dim Sum of Hong Kong.  I picked up a book of Dim Sum recipes that I dearly want to try out.  

Will someone please explain to Regina that pork is actually a vegetable? 

Oh, and for those who are asking, I am shedding the international man of leisure persona.  I have already had my first interview.

So things are moving and grooving in Hong Kong.

Oh, and speaking of grooving, or at least groovy, I have a cell phone.  A NEW cell phone, not a hand-me-down from friends exasperated with my inability or unwillingness (definitely unwillingness) to accommodate technology into my life.  So I have a phone. 

I have a Nokia phone, to be precise, which I bought because I am pretty sure that I promised Tero (from Nokia aka Finland SA) that I would buy Nokia when I finally succumbed and bought a new phone.  

But, Tero, you need to come here to show me how to use the darn thing--especially the GPS functions.  

Also, I believe that I may have launched those missiles in Iran last month.  

Sorry everyone, but lets blame Nokia for really crap user manuals combined with super powerful phones.  

I was thinking of calculating how many more times powerful my Nokia handset is compared to, say ENIAC (Electronic Numerical Integrator and Calculator), allegedly the first electronic computer built, specifically by Presper Eckhert and John Maunchley of the University of Pennsylvania.  

For historical accuracy I note that the "allegedly" caveat is there for the sake of the less well known Colossus machine designed by Max Newman and built by Tommy Flowers in December 1943 for Bletchley Park, the hub of British and Commonwealth cryptography and cipher-breaking, because it was kept secret as it was breaking the Enigma code.  

But then I thought that no one really likes my digressions, and this post is getting a bit long...

On Aug 11 we were to get our land line, for the third time.  

That has been postponed until today, the 13th.  

Maybe Switzerland DID deserve its rating at the most competitive country in the world a year or two ago...  

But, when we do get our phone we will have a video phone!  I think that for once in the last 10 years, besides my jeans, I am ahead of the curve.  Video phone lines babies, we are living life large here in HK.  

Eat your hearts out, Jetsons.

Family tableaux of the Jetsons, a futuristic American cartoon family firmly rooted in the fifties mores of 'Leave It To Beaver'
(Non-Americans and Non-Canadians do not seem to know of the Jetsons.) 

Of course, nobody else that I know has a video phone, but in the world of bettering the neighbours, well, I think I will have finally won.

And with that, Chris, Regs, and the ever more corpulent and unusually somnambulent Pommes bid you a fond farewell, until the next time that electronic stylus takes to electronic paper.

Cheers, adieu, zaijian, und Tschuess
Chris, Regs, and Pommes